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Author: Aviv_b
Title: Breaking The Number One "Don't Rule"
Written for  tw100 Challenge #238 - Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Characters: Ianto, Gwen
Rating: G
Words: 100
Summary: Gwen breaks the most important "Don't Rule" with predictable results

A/N: The 5 Don't Rules of Torchwood can be found in the story "There's a First Time for Everything" (Gwen's TW Orientation), at: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/92953.html

“He’s adorable,” Gwen said picking up the little furry alien.

“Gwen put that Wiscy down, it’s dangerous,” Ianto warned.

“Rubbish. Listen, it’s purring,” she said cuddling it.

Ianto drew his gun. Gwen screamed, whether from the gunshots or the huge pointed teeth the alien displayed as it lunged for her face, Ianto couldn’t tell.

BAM! BAM!

The alien was killed in mid-attack.

“There’s a reason the creature is called a Wiscy.” Ianto admonished.

“Wisky? Yeah, I could use a drink,” Gwen said, her hands shaking.

“No, Wiscy as in ‘Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing’. Now let’s go get you that drink.”

The Number One 'Don't Rule': Don’t touch anything you don’t recognize. 
Just because its cute and fuzzy, doesn’t mean it won’t bite your head off.